I miss the days when irrelevant child actors OD’d.

she is so utterly repellent. she always looks drugged out, tired, smelly, and sticky. Her voice is where Gollum went to die.
She is a gargoyle.

Lindsay looks, dresses, sounds, and dances like a desperate and horny 55 year old alcoholic cougar and I’m here for it.

Now with a cutting-edge justification.

They also introduced the new 2019 junior-sized frosty collector series cups.

= Almond “milk”

red licorice = white chocolate = non-alcoholic beer

I learned in school many years ago that if there is no anise, then it is not licorice.

Red and black are both made by the same process, but for red they add fruit instead of licorice extract.

No.

Is red licorice in any way licorice, besides the name?

of course Fancy Kristen went to USC. (I’m sure those canyons were epic for her driver)

Fortunately, they did have cameras set up, and they have an image of the suspect now.

“I’m probably just cranky, but I specifically avoid any place while they offer a tiny window of free food.”

Fire this man directly into the sun. Please and thank you.

FYI, they let you put an egg on almost anything.

‘melty’ needs to be purged from the lexicon

Came for this. Not disappointed.

I can’t believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We’re looking up “money laundering” on Lifehacker.