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It’s fucking Vodka.  $17 Smirnoff is good shit room temp or frozen.

Dojiban!

Recycled content: It’s good for Gawker, and OK for you.

Alternate headline: Speeding biker narrowly avoids well deserved crash. I hate the snake. Nothing but shit riders up there. I wish the CHP would just setup shop up there permenantly and get those retarded bikers off the streets.

Women never want to wake up early enough for a breakfast date.  And 11am?  That’s brunch.  If you aren’t seated by 8am it’s not really a breakfast date.  Realistically 7am.  Lazy fuckers.

Necessity is the grandmother of invention.

If you get government free lunch, are you allowed to complain?

Have you seen the craptastic vehicles that minorities drive? Enforcement of vehicle safety or pollution controls is racist.

Shes a Mexican Jewish white supremacist, just like George Zimmerman.

Ferrari’s asshole is about to bleed profusely.

If your steak needs sauce, it’s not steak.

Swedish youths? Fuck that bullshit.

I’ll always be partial to older TMBG

You’d think the feminists would be championing the rights of woman to make their own decisions.  Instead they are effectively slut shaming these young ladies, and denying that they have the mental capability for agency over their own bodies.

I’m going to read this article... but that woman is definitely Jewish.  And as any Jew will tell you, Jews aren’t white.

Hurr durr I’m a cop. Let me put myself in jeopardy so I can pull my gun.

If you can’t tolerate the risk, don’t invest in those companies.  Problem solves itself.

420 blaze it faggits!

23&Me is a Jewish conspiracy.