There are no women on the internet. Google it.

Don’t get you hopes up on this. I have one of these, and it’s pretty marginal. The knife is just sharp enough to open a box.

Don’t get you hopes up on this. I have one of these, and it’s pretty marginal. The knife is just sharp enough to…

Heh. We need a yelp rating for black people.

$5 says that when the video is released, we’re going to see William Colbert being a violent thug. 

Whores gonna whore.

The solution used to be a meme

I couldn’t understand a word that customer was saying.

Cottage cheese is great. But it used to be better. All the cottage cheese today is too runny. In the old days, you used to get a much firmer product.

Will they valet my motorcycle?

LOL save marriage.

Why doesn’t the assessor keep assessments up with current values. That would curb the runaway price inflation, and put money back in the coffers.

Good. Parking is absolutely needed here in LA.

Buffalo wings.

He’s got the Ammo for the job.

Hating your fellow Americans means you probably aren’t a real American.

Which set of handwriting were these letters written in? And were they written in ball point pen?

Be worried if they don’t write it down at Applebee’s. But if you are going out for fine dining, at a reputable restaurant, then you shouldn’t have anything to worry about. If they were to mess up the order, the staff would be mortified.

Blacks commit 56% of the murder. Don’t act dumb and pretend like you wonder why people are afraid.