Why do have the images on io9 seem squashed?

Brings a whole new meaning to the concept of up-skirt photos.

My first girlfriend did the same thing to my hand...

Riots?!? I had no idea they played hockey in Paris...

I thought Superman 3 was just the plot device for 'Office Space'...

Try doing the Physics of Superman's suit instead. Why does his cape never get bullet holes in it?

Daniel Craig as the next Indiana Jones? Could work...

How many people read this article then had to go pee?

'Taking it out' is what got us here in the first place...

Okay, I'll say it... el chupacabra.

He did come up with a better thought/product...that's why Apple stole it.

"horrific pornography" - Two words that should never be put together back to back.

All I see is a kid that needs to wipe her face.

Martines, Martians..Martines, Martians...hmmmmm

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

I'm assuming this was done with satellite? If so, I'll have to also assume that it never flew over British Columbia or the PNW in general. That whole region is a giant rain forest so how does it not show up?

@Charlie Jane Anders: I thought it was brilliant...

@Morgy: Once you've seen one, you've seen them all.

@Serge.: Different skill set entirely, but I see your point. I kinda wished he'd lived because I wanted him to continue teaching Mirri in a Yoda sort of way...

@PalinFreeborn: Yeah.. same for me. I keep waiting for her hair to turn bubble-gum pink. But given that I wanted to see more Tonks in the HP films, this will have to tide me over. Even covered in shit, I know that underneath, she's pretty hot.