Whenever I travel, I usually like to bring along books by Margaret Atwood, Thrity Umrigar, or both. The two don't have a whole lot of similarities in their writing styles, but somehow over the past few years they've both become my go-tos for bringing with me on trips. (Though at this point there's only one more…

I think Chet may have been good at his job once, but between the drugs and the weird manly-man retreats and the power going to his head, he's lost the script. He can't see anyone's point of view but his own.

So Noxon was the Coleman of Unreal…

Seriously, what's with all these New Yorkers having cars?

I was also obsessed with that show when I was younger—I was in middle school when it aired, and I was actually just thinking about it the other day for some reason. (I have since rewatched it a couple of times on DVD—yeah, it mostly holds up.)
I liked when they would give Sugar Daddy deeper material. He was usually…

She's either lying or seriously blocking out every memory of elementary school

Yeah, I was thinking "every character from Damages"….

I seriously thought (after the nanny said that Lauren wouldn't want Mindy flirting with the grotto designer) that Lauren was having an affair with him, and was using new rules about no TV and veganism to make Peter want to leave. I don't love Lauren.

I was too, even though it would have made no sense since Peter's living in Texas and Superstore is supposed to take place in Missouri. But weirder things have happened.

The costuming, god. I want both Jane Krakowski's and Anna Camp's dresses.

I don't know why the other princesses needed to be captured…other than the fact that she's totally twisted, apparently. If she wanted to recreate the friendships she had before the Mushroom War with the other elementals, wouldn't it have made more sense just to visit those kingdoms? With Finn, Jake, and/or the Ice…

The song that was playing in the background during the phone sex, "Funiculi Funicula," was written in celebration of the first funicular tram to scale Mt. Vesuvius.
So essentially Donnie's orgasm was being compared to a volcanic eruption.

Thank you. This is the most nuanced explanation of the issue.

I've kind of decided to think that Warren quietly invested the money in 529 college funds for each of the three kids, so that even if he couldn't directly contribute to the day-to-day success of Bob's restaurant, he could help make the Belchers' future more secure.

I definitely support the idea of them ending up together.

Marshmallow's not handsome, she's…beautiful.

But as Abed Nadir definitively proved, Tony Danza was not the boss.

It was amazing for me, because once while playing Scrabble, my youngest sister tried to convince the rest of us that "lintrack" (as in, a rack to store one's lint) was an actual word. And now it seems that such a device might be useful, to someone like Holt.

I read that he might be coming back, according to the producers.

Seriously. Four hours isn't that long. They're friends. They can talk. They probably both have smartphones. Download some books on the Kindle app and read for a while.