You could of course be right, as so many of us believe this to be fake…

Don't the sphincter muscles kind of suck up anything that you don't keep a hold on? And toy cars are pretty tiny, so I'm not sure how he could get it up his butt enough to feel pleasure while also hanging onto it…this letter is either a weird fundie ploy, a pedophile wanking, or both.

Caucasian is an ethnicity, but it is not synonymous with "western European." http://en.m.wikipedia.org/w…

Alcohol a partytime necessity

Designer pets that got out of hand…maybe part horse, part narwhal, with some DNA from betta fish? The narwhal component would explain their carnivorousness. And then they got loose from their Seoul laboratory and started eating people before creating a new dimension in which to properly live.

So would that make Rainicorns humans?

I…don't really know what to do with that theory.

Yeah…and it's comforting to think that, natural disaster or war or not, Finn and Jake and some of the others (Tree Trunks, Mr. Pig…) would be dead by this point anyway. But the Ice King and Marceline are to some degree immortal, and all the candy people have far different life cycles. So they saw everything.

He might not consider a vampire demon girl to necessarily be a friend, though…
But it's true that it was spooky that he said that…and then turned away.

Yeah, and the fact that they've already re-introduced Betty and shown her hard at work on a cure…I don't think his end will be that bleak.

Yep, and the Grayble flying past that we didn't get to view featured Lady Rainicorn…I wonder what she was saying…

When he was underneath Marceline's house, I was thinking, "She's probably still alive! Go in!" But you're right that the Christmas lights may not be a good sign.

Wait, who's thrice-divorced? Roger was only married to Mona and Jane, right?

And if you read The Disaster Artist, his whole approach to the conversation Johnny and Mark have about domestic violence is totally disturbing. (In fact, the way he treats the entire crew is disturbing.)

You're a great cop, Baby-legs.

Better than Fetal Chatterton Syndrome

He was the first punk rocker.

The show. I haven't seen the movie, but I'm not explicitly avoiding it.
As for Radiohead…I tried to get into them, but the crashing terrible end of what I thought was a good friendship with a huge fan put an end to my attempts to like a band that didn't appeal to me.

Parenthood, Dune, and Radiohead. There's probably more, but those are the main ones.

Okay, it was a nice moment, but Frankie is absolutely terrible at playing the steel drums.