I can't actually create margaritas with my bodily fluids…

I don't need to "look for" reasons why I dislike him, those were obvious from the start. But like I said, I don't dislike him more than homophobes. (And is he a positive influence? Or is he preaching to the converted? The older generations are more homophobic than the younger ones; is he having any influence over…

I doubt it has anything to do with rejection of advances. I can't speak for Idiotking, but to me, Macklemore has always seemed like a smug braggart who's using the queer community as his ticket to fame: he's a white straight rapper WHO LIKES GAY PEOPLE, everyone! But he's now going to reassure us he's straight! And…

Incredibly realistic, I'd say.

I don't know about that. Was her Austrian boyfriend stupid? He was portrayed as attractive. His mother was pretty awful, and while Marjane has some negative thoughts about him after he cheats on her, in the graphic memoir, at least, she comes to realize that he was smart about some things (she used too many drugs)…

Yeah. She moves to Vienna at age 14, because her parents worry about her safety. They stay married. Then she comes back home at 18-ish, marries at 21, and divorces a year-ish later, after which she returns to Europe. Taji and Eby divorcing would be a tragedy.

Chickie-chickie parm parm.

If we're going to crusade against unnecessary syllables, can we start by banning the usage of "WTF" vocally?

If all selfies involved slicing up earlobes, I'd happily support the trend.

Occupy Wall Street!

I think he's unhappy about the choices he's made. He did the "right" thing by staying in his unhappy marriage and moving across the country, to a place he didn't really like. But he wishes he could've thrown caution to the wind and run off with Peggy. Simultaneously, he feels guilty about having these feelings, so…

Oh my, she played an Atwood character? I believe I love her even more now.

Oy, I can't stand that type of person. Also, they probably weren't as good as they thought they were.

Oy, yeah. My eyes hate that one.

If she has an illegal late-term abortion, then I doubt she's going to be alive much longer. Those are about as dangerous as childbirth is (so 11 times more dangerous than first-trimester abortion) and require skill that back-alley providers at the time weren't going to have. But if you found someone shady enough, who…

I liked the character traits she was given in season 1—she seemed to have a fascination for the morbid, especially the mortician (?)'s tools. I wish they'd explore that side of her more, it would fit well with Allison's scarf-murdering/hot-gluing side.

I often forget that Allison is being played by the same actress as Sarah and Cosima (these latter two seem to have the most similarities, though even they're not that much alike).

It's just Paul T trolling. He pretends to take offense at things that could be slightly construed as "misandrist" or "reverse racist" if you reeeeeeeeeally stretch. He just wants to start a fight, and why he's doing it on these terms in discussions about this show seems quite obvious.

Yes yes, of course, that's part of the smarm: "Hee hee, I'm saying terribly racist things, but it's not ME, it's this puppet!"

These are a pretty big dealbreaker for me, especially Dunham. He thinks he's being edgy, really he's just a smarmy ass.