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    This is a headline dumb enough for Marky Mark to love.

    They should cover classic Sonic Youth albums:

    JESUS CHRIST THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN A GJI!

    FLIBBERTIGIBBET!

    This is fraud? When you return bottles, are you legally assumed to be making a binding declaration that you purchased the bottles in that same state?

    Yes, I kept waiting for the part of the story that explained that. Isn't that 1/2 of the mystery in the first place?

    Whiskey and beer at the bar plus 'Say Hello 2 Heaven' on the juke make a good combo.

    Mmmmmmmm … shiny bacon

    THAT'S POLITICS, BITCH!

    She should have gone with this: "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good.
    Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be
    lower… son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia,
    so do."

    FWIW, I don't think Pycelle was going to be at the trial. That was his whore-bangin time. He only left his chambers because he was summoned. Also, Lancel wasn't intentionally led into the underground - that could have ruined the whole plan! He sensed something was fishy and chased that kid.

    That explains why she didn't notice Tommen changing how he looks completely in between the Battle of the Blackwater and the Purple Wedding!

    That's good!

    You guys like stupid theories? I have one, but trust me it's stupid.

    He gets a key to the executive bathroom at Winterfell, and a week at the White Harbor timeshare.

    The Keanaissance?

    Bernie Worrell to Keanu is a pretty steep drop-off for Parliament…

    They'll probably scoff and say "Yeah, sure, whatever, why don't you go get a blowjob from a weirwood face, little jimmy no-legs."

    I agree. It reminded me of the best parts of the experience of reading the books.