Is it just me, or was there a Wilhelm scream in there?

Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service

5. Know Your Fusion
4. Steven vs. Amethyst
3. Monster Reunion
2. Mr. Greg
1. Beta/Earthlings (*Andy Dwyer voice* That counts as one!)

I think so. They should definitely give it a try.

Oh yeah, I forgot : (

As Peridot stood in the desert and vowed to outsmart the super-speedy feathery blue creature, I realized what was going on and was 100% on board. Favorite touches were the dust-cloud landing (which I expected) and the Peridot-and-creature-shaped hole (which I did not). And just a little moment of reflection injected…

*imagines puny Earth scissors breaking into pieces against a gem's hair* Good thing they can shapeshift.

Yes. With a *star*. Which is why I think it'll be more dramatic if/when Peri gets poofed again.

Hey, for all we know, this one could be chock-full of foreshadowing, too!

A lovely, spooky moment: Steven's and Eyeball's laughter getting softer and disappearing altogether as the camera pulled further and further away

Halfway through the semester my parents became aware that life drawing class meant I was drawing naked people, including naked men. In an attempt to change the subject I asked what was for dinner. The answer? Sausages.

Oh holy cow…
Nobody tell Greg.

On the subject of outfits, do you think it'll come back to bite her that she (spoiler?) gave away Aunt Felicity's necklace?

Yes! Season 2's been pretty strong so far!

My life is a dark ocean. One. Big. Dark. Ocean.

To me, with the possible exception of "Message Received", those all could have used more subtlety in making their points.

You don't scare me! That's why I'm standing…eh, back here.
Ah, but seriously, Peridot was so adorable tonight, what with the hanging out with Lapis (a million fans' dreams have come true now that they are both CPH junkies) and being sensitive about mentioning a certain cheeto puff around her and the passionate defense…

*imagines a Matilda-esque musical montage of Peridot learning to master her powers*

A+! 10/10! A hundred Pearl Points!
- All signs seemed to point to a focus on Amethyst's insecurities. I love having the rug pulled out from under me!
- Sounds like Bismuth referred to her as "an Amethyst". I was just wondering whether or not she was one-of-a-kind - like she was "supposed" to be a Jasper but staying in…

*sings* She lies…Rose lies…Rose li-i-i-ies…When she cries…