And our bodies naturally eliminate toxins. Cleanses don't really do anything. The episode wasn't 'anti-thought'. It was quite the opposite. It's about the people who follow trends instead of coming to decisions about diet and medical care based on actual facts. And the people who are there to take advantage of foolish…

That was the most awesome thing I learned in this whole newswire today.

Oh, hamburgers!

Favre isn't kind of a dick. He is a dick.

It's almost impossible to serve papers on the band as they live where the streets have no name.

But you have to sign a waiver so that they aren't responsible for the medical bills for the lead and mercury poisoning you receive while the chip is implanted. The crazy thing is that the chip doesn't even need those to work. The company just added them to the design.

Corporations are pretty tone deaf when it comes to these sort of programs. The company that a friend of mine works for had this big push to make sure that everyone's paper work was filled out and filed correctly by creating these bullet points for them to check. They called it 'Compliance', so he went to work every…

We have a good time here, and a joke is a joke and all. But let's just reel back in the hyperbole just a bit. There's no need in insulting Hell like that.

Cumberbatch, maybe; but even I've got the $12.50 for Ruffalo. If we crowd fund this, we could probably get the $150 for Renner.

"We can't call it Nuns because of the Catholic thing. Let's go the other way and call it Futs!"

Justice!

HBO executives considered delaying the release fearing that audiences may be burnt out on dystopian movies.

Bradbury considered it the best adaptation of any of his work.

The kids really love this one.

"You need to move the flame around to make sure that you get an even burn. These Dan Brown books are barely singed."

If Will Smith was playing a realistic LAPD officer, he'd of unloaded the clip as soon as he saw the magic wand.

Exactly what I thought. On both counts.

Lich better have my money.

The problem is that the psychic paper has the person see what they think of. So if the Doctor acts like a threatening big shot, the paper will indicate what that person thinks is the most threatening of big shots to him/her. So she'd only wind up with the highest number that the executive thinks that a woman should…

Is this really a surprise to people? The guy's got a 1961 Ferrari California.