It's sad, really. They've been in captivity too long. Once released back to their natural habitats of strip clubs and frat houses… well… they pretty much do the same shit they were doing at Hef's.

If they get real excited, it goes up to 2 shares.

It's an evolutionary adaptation.

There go my nipples again.

'Use the Force' says creepy old guy watching you.

Going PG-13 also gets them out from behind the counters and on the magazine racks in the book stores (not really sure of anywhere else that has magazine racks anymore).

Coolio gets mad for us ripping off a song he ripped of from Stevie Wonder… Amish Paradise.

Kudos to your mom for not making your dad hunt for it.

So what you're saying is that it was kind of like a lawyer hanging out his shingle.

Is her husband a shoe salesman?

I ain't got flying shoes.

And God, and the bible.

I'm not going to watch this show because it's trash. And do you know where trash goes? In the gutter!

As well as a big fucking hypocrite. I love his Mr. Show work and Arrested Development and the like, but he's just a bitter little troll. He bashes other people for taking the 'easy' way of comedy by pandering to the masses to make money while taking jobs in chipmunk movies. You're either playing the game, or you…

The creeping agony is that after watching all four episodes in a single two hour sitting, I'll have no more new sketch comedy from those two to watch. "And then depression set in."

Why I said 'majority'. The latest run has had more continuity than the previous films to give Bond a character arc.

He consumed breast milk and told the masses that their dependence on water made them weak because it would one day be gone. Less about him knowing that it was scarce than it was about him not caring.

Her restructuring and holding onto the society she took over from Imorten Joe could be an interesting franchise on its own.

… warrioring.

I always think of him in that scene in the first Mad Max as the Toecutter when he just hisses viciously.