Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was so big?

*Flipping through book*
"Land grab. Land grab. 'See snatch.' Snatch. Snatch. Snatch."

My favorite Brooks like is one that most people miss. In Blazing Saddles when the townspeople have loaded up and are ready to leave because of the flyer looking for people to raid them, Sheriff Bart says, "Can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?"
Higgins/Johnson "We don't care if it's the first act of…

Even the white men can't jump reference was old for its day. Yeah, it's too much on an 'in the moment' movie.

He's said that he'd do something if he liked it but wasn't pleased with the current status of films.

It feels more like a play than a movie. Brooks came from the theater and early live TV which were different than movies. I still like it, but I can see it as a learning experience for him.

The only thing about Star Trek: Voyager that is even remotely cool is that the dude who played the Vulcan was that guy in 'Spaceballs'.

He set up a company to produce material without his name attached as producer that weren't comedies. He also produced Lynch's 'The Elephant Man'.

Brooks and Bancroft also appeared together in Silent Movie (Bancroft as herself).

And neighing horses.

Well…. that goes without saying.

Dan Aykroyd's worst characters.

I can't be the only one to think that the Monster in Van Helsing looked like Frankenberry.

Not standing up against reanimating the undead would of meant that the mad scientists won.

That's the first movie that I ever saw Dafoe in. To this day whenever I see him in a movie, that image of him with that greaser hair in those rubber waders pops into my head.

I read an interview a while back with David Zucker about the Scary Movie franchise. It was kind of sad to read because he's talking about how little he was actually doing for those films. Essentially, one of the Weinstein brothers would call him up and tell him what gags to do and what movies to parody. A movie that…

Super Pirate level 2?!?! No pirate's ever gone that high!

I think I may have some more filed away in my Trapper Keeper.

And he only used them twice in the last episode. How many times was the screwdriver used per episode?

If only Val could be as easy going as Chris Knight.