Yeah, how can these guys say it's not on TV much anymore. I was literally switching between L&O episodes on three separate channels just a few days ago.

No, just rework this one. Make him an asshole and have you dad punch him in the end.

Dean Martin really seems to be enjoying himself. Jamie Farr is as well.

I can't wait to see Lisa Lampanelli's set.

In the long list of sins that Ted indulged, the worst was trying to make the audience believe that Wahlberg was a 35 year-old.

Now his raging boners won't stop.

That bubble around the Popemobile makes it hard for them to chunk batteries at him.

It's kind of like all those offers you get online. They let you join easily enough, but the way to get out is complex and hidden in the fine print.

All I'm going to say is that the one bat costume that should have had nipples on it didn't.

He wanted one of the puppets to be a bunch of sewn together flesh lights.

I let him go.

Dig'Em the Frog sure can.

You forgot the Woody Harelson/Wesley Snipes 'Money Train'.

You have left me no choice. I've emailed the internet directly and demanded that it take immediate action on removing you completely and totally.

This post offends me. I'm starting a petition to ban you from the internet.

That's until those sharks get their own instagram accounts.

That's why I'm a Les Stroud fan.

They had to ration it during WWII.

USA was the home for the basic cable version of softcore porn.

I didn't see this before I posted. One of the greatest things about my childhood was that we were allowed to stay up as late as we wanted on the weekends and during school holidays. Night Flight was one of my favorite things to wait up for. So damn out there.