I can't wait for the hilarious bit when the robodog dry humps a guy's leg and breaks it.

It's such a horrendous idea that I don't blame you for blacking it out.

Hydrogen bomb in an elevator for the theatrical version.

When are we going to get the big table in here, or do I have to go cut down that goddamn tree myself?

Easily? It took a nuclear explosion.

My reluctance to embrace this reboot has less to do with "Oh, no! It's women!" and more to do with "Oh, no! It's Paul Feig!"

Please, let's keep this discussion to acting.

Greedy bastard! He's got plenty of his own.

Pretty much what I was thinking. Richard Pryor already made his biopic and starred in it himself. Can't really top that, motherfucker. (That 'motherfucker' was for you, Richard.)

Funny. I just got a notification in the mail earlier this week from Nielsen that they were sending me one of those diaries. Ok, AV Club, what shows are we wanting push? Do they count the sofcore porn on Showtime?

Exactly. Urban does a perfect McCoy, and he's pretty much sidelined. The Khan reveal means nothing in this reboot. There's no foundation for it. What makes it even worse is all the nods and references to the original show (Mudd, Nurse Chapel) while getting the whole concept wrong. Not to mention that the plot is…

I like the fact that he's recognized for his talent, but tends to stay in quirky, indie stuff rather than going full Hollywood. Otherwise he'd be stuck in some shit role in a Michael Bay film (I weep for John Turturro).

That was a question I had from the beginning. Is this world vegan? Then there was the bit with the cow waitress throwing down a steak in disgust at a customer. Glad that they didn't just leave it at that.

I wonder how many Australians have 'crocodile' somewhere in their nicknames.

Nux mentions it in a way that makes it seem more as part of the car-centric religion than an actual thing. A phrase similar to 'the path to salvation' type of thing.

Yeah, more religious rhetoric than an actual road named Fury, which is the name of the Western I'm shooting… in my head… after a series of tequila shots.

I imagine that there's a lot of drugs involved.

I don't remember if it's the same short or not where they're being taught how to be high class as part of a bet. The bit where they're reading from a book always gets me.

The Curly being sworn in bit in 'Disorder in the Court'. Everyone always concentrate on the Three Stooges' violent slapstick, but I always loved their wordplay.

The Nazi pilot passing them in the tunnel is great. The looks on all three of their faces is classic comedy.