I watched it as a kid at a drive-in when it first came out. Goddamn I'd love to have that experience again. I was too young to understand the beauty of what I was seeing, but I remember being spellbound by it. I'd compare Miller to John Ford on how well he used the scenery.

And a school crossing zone at that.

"Cock is too short."

This Taram Killam guy… what? Is he like a stand in for someone who is supposed to be funny but for some reason or another that guy never seems to make it on stage before the cameras turn on?

Alice.

Agree totally. It's also the movie that made me a fan of Tony Curran.

He was apprehended while in the company of an uptown girl.

He became the prime suspect when a witness said that 'it just may be a lunatic you're looking for'.

You want a stuffed tiger? I can get you a stuffed tiger, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

What they didn't say was that shipping was $500.

I guess a counterfeit would have ankles.

It's Spanish.

Sorry, that's wanganumb.

Does the plane leave the movie for better career opportunities that don't quite pan out?

I hate it when shit like that happens.

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For the love of God, stop playing games and answer the questions. I just dropped a shitload of acid and things are starting to get frightening.

My autographed Rob Liefeld is 100% real…… unfortunately.

Is that the one he used to play Russian Roulette in Jubba's palace?

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?