"coffee shop"
what a doucher

THIS COORS LIGHT PRODUCT PLACEMENT IS BULLLLSHITTTTT

sign me up!

"can we finally stop with Alex making fun of Turtle for not being a good looking guy?"
…hits a little too close to home, ey?

I bet sean o'neal wouldn't have made that same mistake.

SEAN YOU MEAN "BUMP A FEW RAILS"

BULLSHIT. sad, tear-inducing bullshit.

I GOT
second degree burns on my arm when i was cooking
AND im gonna see these guys live tomorrow with passion pit, hoping for good things

Me too. I'm torn.

this motherfucker
got stabbed on degrassi and was put into a wheelchair! does anyone remember it but me? this man absolutely cannot be a well-respected rapper based on that principle alone. amiright?

i like how they say adverts. those uk folks sure are fancy.

three squeezes and i'll drain you.
[that's what she said!] how could they miss that?
how???

this is disappointing
i wanted this to be good, but that whole "blacgyver" line in the previews made me cringe just too much. im sure the D stood for…..deserved.

Taking psychological advice from a guy named Mountain Balls. Sounds like the right thing to do, amirite?

yeesh fi sci, tell me how you really feel

rogue wave?
more like first wave

may a victim driven insane by governmental chemical-warfare experiments bite into your face and give you the radioactive caneraids of canceraids.

this movie's bad? no way jose

that's how any good firstie is composed

first time i heard that one.