Nobody cares, man.

And Tiny Tim.

God bless Archers of Loaf.

I'll be sure to spread the word on menus nationwide.

You're a dummy, and I say that as someone that liked Guns, Babes, Lemonade.

Preferring Nathan Fillion to Kurt Russell in anything is the wrong choice.

I don't understand.

Nah.

Or so the Germans would have us believe.

"I-it's a face!"

Holding out for straight-up murder.

Music For Dong Socks.

Whoa! Robert Loggia!

Whatever, I'm just excited Vishnevetsky has a regular column.

Loggia.

Bow down to the exit sign.

RIP LoveFest.

Christmas In the Car is an American classic.

And really good.

That Heroes remix is lunacy.