I must've played back and re-watched their Ray Charles lip-sync dozens of times. I wish my family would do "Insane in the Brain" for my 50th birthday.

I'd never heard of this guy before he died. Because blue state.

Still better than that godawful football game.

Tad's 8-Way Santa FTW

My kids love Five Guys for the all-in-one Coca-Cola products dispenser. So many opportunities to brush up on their mixology skills

There is a flaw in my office ductwork - the air from the bathroom fan blows directly into the room where everyone works. Last time I ate at Taco Bell i had a "five layer burrito". It forced the entire office outdoors for a half hour.

Ours became Savers, a secondhand store. Occasionally, you can find some good vinyl there.

I forgot, but Daryl Worley reminded me.

Great site. When will the DC Metro version be available?

http://www.davebarry.com/gg…

TL; DR, I'll read it during my next Brent Break.

nah, that phil collins/emo philips miami vice episode was worse

Chica-cha-kaaaa.

Dream Warriors was the best because Dokken.

The definitive Mad Hatter was played by Tom Petty.

I once knew a milkman named Schwartz. His pecker was covered in warts. But the ladies would play with his dick anyway 'cause our friend Mr. Schwartz comes in quarts.

It's my go-to karaoke song. I always sit down on a barstool for the slow parts. It's a crowd pleaser!

Goodbye, AI. Thank you for ruining "Hallelujah".

Still the most interesting thing to happen with a bat on MLB Opening Day.

I fly into a Lewis Blackian rage whenever I see Elf on the ol' FiOS guide at this time of the year