Some highlights from my year:
Beer pong, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, air hockey, and cash cow

I don't know any better, and I'd take a loooonnnggg time to learn my lesson.

Good job!

"I'm Team Katy"

Recent events in the ole US of A don't fill me with confidence that the jury won't fuck this up.

Don't get out much?

Whereas I would wait for a "thank you".

The HMS Incontinence

Aww, the poor little things..that would just confuse and upset the little snowflakes!

Thanks. I did not know that.

It's almost as if…nah, it's been said too much…just round them up and send them to Camp.

I suppose if they thought that it would he an effective tactic, then sure, have at it. Of course, you'd have to be OK with what happens in the court of public opinion, and I kinda like the chances of "picture of black guy protesting 4th black man shot by police in 2 weeks" vs. "Picture of white guy protesting removal…

Does the average American, and I ask this honestly, do they not understand that Hitler was not an ally in WW2?

The difference here, I believe, is the BLM and PP marchers/protesters/supporters aren't asking or demanding to rob people of rights and basic freedoms, whereas…

What's the issue?

What fucking year is this?

Why do I feel so alone!?

Sounds Di•No•Mite!!

It's as if someone copy-and-pasted my wedding vows.

R. Kelly vs. Oor Wullie…
I'd no wanna be Wee Eck, if ya ken.