I know, I was just hilariously subverting your response….with hilarious results.

Hmmm…seems nostalgia turns me into a pirate.

I get "there was a problem with this website, so it was reloaded", but I suspect that has more to do with the advanced age of my iPhone 4….s, I wanna say?

No excuse!

I AM On The Record as saying this was abysmall!
That's what you're getting at, right?

I used to have a black cat with an ex of mine. It was the sweetest, most gentle creature I've ever had the pleasure of knowing…it also should be noted that, 3 weeks after getting our little Diablo, I had me first threesome with said ex and her friend…so, yeah…

Ah. Truly awful

Was this the season that introduced the Gap girls skit? That was the absolute fucking bottom.