I woke up for this? Boo-urns, apocalypse. Boo-urns!

This is the last of it. I'm going to sleep now, and suspect that when I awake I won't recognize anything. I'm going to give kinja and the WOT and avocado the old college try. I hope to see most of you around. Goodnight, all. This really has been quite a ride. All the best to you.

Narcolepsy?

I'll take it!

When war breaks out, you're gonna be glad you dressed in layers.

Holy shit holy shit. Oh crap farts.

Dad? Is that you? The half-handshake, half-hug gave it away.

You've got me wiping away tears. Best wishes to you. Sincerely - best, warmest wishes to you, to the part of you that wants to make art in the midst of this difficult, difficult life.

Tonight and until time runs out, everybody gets an upvote! You get and Upvote! And YOU get an upvote! And y- why are you crying, scarecrow? I know. I know. Hush. Hush. I think I'll miss you most of all.

Great. Now I'm hungry and sad.

I don't think I've made a comment today.

Leave Billy alooooooooooonnnne!!!!

I may have missed whether or not you have plans to continue politics corner post-kinja, if you're moving to the WOT avocado etc…just wanted to thank you for your insights night after night. Whether I comment or not, Politics Corner is a must-read for me at the end of the day.

Pizza the Hut or GTFO!

I stared a record company too. It's called Warn Her, Brothers. Our best selling artist is Prints and Their Evolution.

Thanks! You have a good birthday too when it comes 'round!

I'm going to a professional baseball game tonight. Tomorrow is my birthday. The first number in my age is getting larger! Some people dread those things. I'm not so concerned with it. But, we are having a huge party at the farm where I live. We are doing a talent show - we have people playing songs (my wife and I and…

Billy Ray Cyrus is her father.

As a former slacker, I'll give you my honest opinion of this idea: meh.
*grabs another slice of room-temperature day-old pizza, guzzles some Sunny D and turns the channel to Beavis and Butthead*

By my count he's played James Franco 3 times (This is the End, The Night Before, 30 Rock). I'd be okay if he continued to play himself.