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The Resistance needs to work harder to steal Bill back from the Chivers.

Samesies! Wait…are you me? I heard Star Wars while in my mom's belly. My family went to a drive in theater. It was the last thing they did without me. I couldn't wait to busy outta the womb and see what everyone was oohing and ahhing about.

I was trying out a cranky old bastard shtick and I got shtuck!

When are they gonna stop making these movies as if they're for kids? Enough with the cute shit.

Shoot your TV!…or something. I don't really care.

Uh uh.

All flash and no substance, just like me! You're tops in my book, Mr. Greene.

Yeah but it'll be called "Kinja the Hill" and it will be ruined!!!

Ack!

For my sake, as someone who doesn't get the significance of "greys," what are you talking about? Please and thank you.

I don't really think it's fair for me to be in a jury because I'm a hologram.

The Riverview?

Not only is he not wrong, he's knot bread.

They're a bunch of babies, those boomers.

Find out who's next in line to destroy everything on the next episode of Teen Mom!

As comments go, this is a masterwork - a thing of beauty. As commentaries go, I'm more than a little terrified that you might be right.

If you were really punk, you wouldn't wear that t-shirt.

Use it in a sentence: I was gonna ask you on a date but then I saw how fatuous.

Probably a hand-me-down dress from…who knows where?

I've abbreviated it to Wet-Ho-Am-Su in my head. It's far less clunky.