Ahh the 90s. That's when ALF came back in pog form.

He was pretending to be a normal human being. Its like when I was a kid and pretended to be a superhero. Try as I might, I never did take flight. But I sure did look like an asshole.

This article is a croc!

I'm just here to voice my concerns that Modern Family is a floating turd that shoulda been flushed by now. How is this still getting nominated?

I thought the header image was a picture of Jason Sudeikis and James Franco's brother, What's-his-name Franco (his name is probably Dave but I'm not gonna check). My eyes are getting bad. But for what it's worth, I probably wouldn't watch movie that starred those two. It seems like an uninspired pairing.

Have a kickass summer!

Impossible. Joe Biden is a myth. No one could be that handsome and charming.

I should have finished my sentence. Yes. Bitchin' Camaro!

Papa Pia! Or GTFO!

I think I speak for everybody when I say, "Bitchin'!"

I heard many of these when she opened for the New Pornographers. The songs are solid, but I'm really excited for the sonic leap.

I DVRed Gleaming the Cube, so that's something to watch.

Totes. Totes on the boats.

I hope you brought a change of clothes. Your eyes are about to piss tears.

It's also like complaining because the drugs you did get didn't get you as high as you'd hoped.

Yeah but you've gotta admit, nothing burgers are a good low-cal alternative to fast food.

Egg?

Who is going to emerge as the biggest villain before all of this (the Russia stuff, not the healthcare stuff - that one has a cast of villains) is over?

If you don't wanna vote for the man, you should at least be compelled by American decency to vote for the haircut.

Meanwhile Pence is limbering up and taking practice snaps on the sidelines.