Never had one. Never will.

Maybe @Mister_Munchie:disqus is actually a girl. Girls don't usually get a fair shake on the vacuum tubes that we call the web. It's not fair and no one's happy about it but it doesn't do any good to pretend that it doesn't happen. We should encourage girls like @Mister_Munchie to talk about things that are important…

Country Life will do that to you.

Fear the Walking Cohn.

Yes.

They got the racism down. I suppose this isn't traditionally corrupt? Or at least not the kind of corruption that we've had since the 1800's? I mean this is the kind of stupid, arrogant corruption that led to Teddy Roosevelt.

What Palin does is "complaining"? It's hard to tell. But Trumps giving her a covfefe for the money in the word salad competition.

So? Damn well why did half you family vote for Trump?

Wang dang sweet WHAT?

I think you meant BUT HER EMAILS!

I'm sure enough people have been praying for my death that I'll get right through on the first try.

You are correct and now I must rely on The Jetsons for my excuse for Hanna-Barbera's existence.

Hanna-Barbera also made the only watchable version of The Hobbit. And, uh, Yogi Bear.

I still want to remake "Music that You Can Dance To" as "Disco that You Can Slam To".

Was that the inspiration for Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park? Because they've got a lot to answer for. And a duet with Jane Wiedlin is not gonna wipe that away.

I could be untalented in my sleep.

How sweet the sound. That saved a wretched traveler like me. I once was lost but now I'm found. Was blind but now I see.

Neil patrick Harris Live Finals? Already? We haven't even done Neil patrick Harris Regionals! How will we ever be ready in time?

Yeah. Don't do that again. I would have deleted it if you told me the first time. But if I delete it now we both look like idiots. That's why I put the warning on it.

I didn't send anything at all to you. I made a joke that turned out to be not funny. I shortened your alternative to alt and your communication to com and attached them to breitbart. As far as gain I was hoping for a laugh or two and I obviously failed.