You're thinking of Barbra Streisand and Lucille Ball.

*slurp*

Why? Texas will just fall down and cry while the rest of us point and laugh.

No. Balls are useful. And you don't want to cut them off.

I don't like to be on an airplane when I cath…but did you know that airlines have been deregulated to the point that they can do whatever they want and the only thing that stops them is the shame of getting caught.

Star fucking star fucking star fucking star fucking star? So she did Mick and Keith but ignored Watts and Wyman?

In your mother's bedroom where they belong.

Nope. Still a cartoon.

Grab something inappropriate and everyone will think you're okay. Did you remember to stuff your ass and fluff your hair?

Maybe I've mistaken you for a different Fry and if so I apologize.

You've been behaving like a cartoon character. I thought that was the point. If you want to be treated like a human then you should let us know that you are one. Much of the time I'm a muppet and I expect no more respect than that. It's usually easy to tell the difference though.

You figured out how to fuck your own grandmother. I'm sure you'll stumble into something.

Mary Travers is fine. Bonnie Bramlett? Not so much.

Finally something you can fuck yourself with. Enjoy! You've earned it!

Penny Pingleton you are permanently punished!

Bob Mould has better hair.

That's comedy gold!

This is the real Elvis. The fake Elvis OD'd on a toilet and the NY Post put a picture of him in his coffin on their front page. Would the NY Post do that to the real Elvis?

Do you want aunts? Because that's how you get aunts.

Like "period". Our president still refers to it as "bleeding out of her wherever". It's also why he can't talk in complete sentences.