We're pretty. I swear. Also, unfortunately, we vote.

Lighter in the wallet only means spiritually enlightened if you're a Scientologist. Or follow any organized religion.

They can't cast Shangela as Ru. Shangela is going to pop out of a dance box when you least expect her.

There was a good one?

We know he's browsed your mom's house.

It was the one with the gratuitous Simpsons quotes in the commentary.

That's what psychic friends are for.

It was about flexibility. Dionne was exactly what she needed to be.

Thanks for the gumball, Mickey!

I quote myself all the time. I have the best words.

Don't blame me, I voted for…yeah, go ahead and blame me.

Like I'm going to click on that…d'oh!

Who's a cute little kitten? You're a cute little kitten!

Aw crap. Second thread today that put the Meow Mix theme in my head. One more and I'm dead.

You're in luck! We've got a special just for you!

And here I was pretty certain that you weren't Mohd.

Here, let me hold the drugs for you.

So what's your point?

I'd rather have an armored shark with a helicopter tattooed on it. To each his own.

Joaquin Phoenix is hung? Why has no one told me this before? I hang around the internet to find out important things like this.