As soon as Neo answers the phone the whole movie is reduced to a video game and the audience doesn't get a controller. And I'm really tired of hearing about the "philosophy" of the movie. For the most part it's not there and what is is shallow and borrowed from better things. The only thing I liked were the visuals. I…

Maybe her grandfather was Joseph Heller.

If you were on Posh' side I may never forgive you.

Jane Doe has filed and dropped a couple of times. Has the most recent suit been dropped?

Brazil.

I love every movie on that list except The Matrix (fwiw I disliked it on release and not because the sequels retroactively ruined it although that is a thing that happened too).

Didn't we learn from Kansas literally falling apart that we don't want to do what Kansas did?

Now that I've enacted blocking technology I can no longer tell if you are referring to Trump or @TheSingulatarian:disqus.

Don't stare at The Orange Death! You'll go blind! Or wish you had!

You're doing it wrong. The cerveza doesn't go into the chilaquiles, it goes into you.

If Trump shaves his head (or simply takes off his wig) it would be an improvement. Not enough, but better. He could at least throw that wig in the dishwasher once in a while.

Let Peron sort them out.

His one ball wasn't productive.

I thought that was krystal clear.

I'm not sure how @AforAusgewahlt:disqus got that backwards. He's always really good about this sort of thing. Of course the results of the election are fucking with my head and I doubt that I'm the only one. We love you @Patrick Ausgewahlt!

Open the box and find out.

Yes. I am. Now go clean your room!

Are we allowed to talk about Lando Calrissian's junk?

The bar has been raised for terrifying. I feel sorry for people who make horror films. What can compete anymore?