God dangit, Wahlberg.

RICHARD BASEHEART

This is all well and good, but what about our soldiers in the MIDDLE of AFGHANISTAN?

Certainly, but it used to be that a left wing person could say, well, no one on our side wants to censor the world in the way that conservatives do. And those days are over.

Do you guys remember when it was only conservative or "parent" groups who wanted to get stuff off television, and liberals all collectively laughed at them? That's pretty far in the rear view mirror, I guess.

Trump is the Balon Greyjoy of this campaign. He doesn't give a fuck who he attacks.

I'll be clam-oring to see it.

It's another XFL in the making, folks. Go Maniax!

Holographic meatloaf… my favorite!

Plankton… one percent evil, ninety-nine percent hot gas.

When the flag twirlers fly into the air and blow up a dirigible, and Patrick starts playing taps.

"RUB ME!"

Like in 30 Rock:
"Transformers: Planet of the Earth," Written by: No One

"People in glass houses should dress with the lights off."

He was at least third. CC reached out to Louis CK and Amy Schumer, both of whom said no. It's good, in my opinion, that they have a young comic who can establish his own personality rather than a titan like CK, Rock, or Schumer. I am being optimistic, though there will never be anyone as good as J Stewart.

I blame the ennui of today's generation entirely on the fact that they didn't grow up with the Wheel of Morality.

Silver Snakes!

Action League now would succeed in a post "Team America" world.

Post-post modernism: intentionally mockable SyFy movies

Lonely? What about all those goddamn fish in world 2-3?