Rust Cohle. I'm bad at parties.

Hold on…he's the assistant manager at a restaurant? Yeah, that's not something you need school to accomplish. But you know, I should probably just see Boyhood. Maybe its a fancy place or something…but even then I feel like you might still hate your life less working on septic tanks. I can't even focus on the point of…

KNIFE HANDJOB

Who the hell gave that son of a bitch a green card?

The earrings condition is stable but lame.

This takes place in 2016? Why?

Just hit the fast foward button on your VCR.

Kate Upton as well.

Is a horse?

Yeah, that's a real tragedy.

I thought that as well. Always great to get FWWM inside your brain right before bedtime.

MOTHER OF GOD

That's not the internet. That's Florida.

Yes but only stupid people. I forgot what we were talking about.

I saw this band at a Warped Tour in '99. Pennywise also played. Wasn't that good.

People want more Expendables? Why?

How serious is this?

How is that a good thing?

OK. I'm in now. Goddamnit.

I don't agree with him but I see what he's saying. I feel like I'm listening to a Van Halen song when I hear it, not a cover. Of course, if you don't like Van Halen it probably sounds terrible. I didn't know I liked Van Halen so much. …