Can I ask you a question? WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK?!?

We are all Kevin Bacons.

If you're going to start being genuine, a suicide note is probably the place.

He's always confusing Stephen King with Bret Easton Ellis.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BABADOOK! ITS NOT REAL!

OH GOOOOOD FOOOR YOOOOOOU

In all fairness, pessimism is my default setting. If only I were programmed to love.

Time for that second viewing. Fuck yes.

Now I'm imagining Jon Benjamin as John Connor. My day is complete.

Quick: somebody mash up this trailer with Irreversible!

Who's Linda Thompson?

It's possible because it's a shitty movie.

I'll go you one further: I'm extremely pessimistic.

Oh Game of Thrones people…sweet, stupid GoT people. "Emilia Clark seems like a badass Sarah Connor." No. NO. NO SHE DOES NOT.

Don't worry they probably won't do it very well.

The makers of Terminator Genysyyyys don't feel pain. I do.

When I saw that same clothing store and the old cop car from the first movie I actually started yelling at the screen, "NONONONO!"

I loved him in ZDT.

Jason Clark needs to stop acting with food in his mouth. Also, THIS LOOKS FUCKING TERRIBLE

This is the most depressing thing I've ever read. Somehow.