I don't know this comedian from a hole in the wall, but I have to say it must be very very difficult to do your job as a comedian in todays environment where everyone is so offended all the time. Jerry Seinfeld, who is pretty vanilla, doesn't even dare to go to college campuses anymore lest something he says be taken…

6) Must lust after Helen Mirren.

Who the hell eats Peeps in September anyway?

I have to admit it: I don't get this comic at all. Not a put down, just the truth. What am I missing? I feel like Elaine with that New Yorker comic.

Doh. Maybe I'm mixing up my carnage memories. It happens.

I don't think that the identity of the victims really come into play when they decide these things.

yeah, even better than the giant swinging Ramsey's soldier by the feet and smashing him against the wall.

Lawyers don't sue people. People sue people.

What qualifies Murphy to be a "great director"? I see only Harlam Nights on his IMDBpage, and that alone won't cover it.

Alright. I'm putting my foot down. No more use of the word "banal" in this thread. That's about 6 or 7 already including the article. Enough is enough.

If your last name is Sinister, the odds aren't in favor of you taking the straight and narrow.

Dr Luke is statistically likely to be guilty, so he *is* guilty. How can you possibly argue with that logic?

Heavens to Mercatroid.

You know what they called him in college? Baking Soda.

No, but he's brimming with helpful observations.

Fixed it.

Mmmmmm. Cheesy.

No, it's Navie Screwdriver

What the heck is on her face?

I was going to say, it's no less plausible that any of his other post-Godfather characters were supposed to be on blow.