Sheesh, man it's a comedy. And I agree: apparently not for you.

I don't recall the first movie treating children with cruelty. Herman merman was the butt of jokes and bullying, but he was sympathetic and ultimately stood up for himself.

More like Bad Idea?

Louis Cypher, dude. It was all right there!

I'm partial to Charlie daniel's vocal impression. Except my instrument of choice isn't fiddle, it's kazoo.

How many black writers are on AV Club's staff? Talk about ill equipped.

Movies are made up. Maybe the posters should have that disclaimer?

I can't remember the last time a bank forced anyone to do business with them. Use your mattress if you hate banks.

Yeah, if you're a fan of the opposing team that's about to get whomped. Zing!

A lot of hot air and manufactured controversy.

So you're saying that one comment constitutes a gender war? You need to thicken your skin if you want to survive this world, wo….

I just went through the first 8 pages of user reviews. Mostly positive (average 4/5 stars). Literally not a single review that slams the flick based on the fact that it stars women.

Am I the only one who finds it weird that AV Club is reporting an entirely made up "gender war" over this movie? Based on what, some random internet comment or two made by some bored dude in his moms basement?

"look at me. I take every internet comment completely literally. Am I cool yet guys?"

I question their legal acumen. A verbal agreement to convey land is per se unenforceable. Statute of frauds. Law school 101 people!!!

No, clearly Josie and the F'ing Pussycats had those beat. It was a laff-riot.

Wait, what is this "Simpsons" to which you refer? Also the expression "just saying?" You speak a wonderful, exotic language that is all new to me.

Like me? What on earth are you going on about? Just say no to crack.

Maybe she does give to charity. Or not. But that has nothing to do with any of this.

Yeah, maybe Rihanna doesn't want to be put in the position of either having to have an abortion or a badly disabled child. Or maybe she has a health concern we don't know about. Or maybe she doesn't want a freaky new tropical disease that may have effects we don't yet know about.