Agreed. Also a shame that violence would desecrate the glorious Irving Plaza. Blasphemy.

Rutger Hauer!

Let's not forget that every Shakespeare play was a remake.

If the concept behind a remake of a movie bothers you, don't see it. Simple. Fan outrage over reimagining baffles me.

Sam, it'd be easier to take your righteous indignation more seriously if you, as a white guy, stepped aside and gave someone more deserving your AV Club job.

Hey hey hey, it's plea bargain or payoff victim time. Hell will freeze over before this goes to trial.

Hey, I notice there are men on the AV Club staff. Hey Sam, maybe it's time to do the right thing and step aside and let someone more deserving have your job?

Does it have to be one Thing?

Yeah. But I'm not sure if The Thing was Carpenter's masterpiece. It may have been. But what about Escape From New York and They Live??

I guess you forgot Fargo season 2?

Not a dry eye in the house as they hit the stage together. They were in top vocal and shredding form, respectively. One of my top concert experiences. And I've seen a lot of concerts….

Me too. Caught 2 nights of reunited Ween in Denver and they were fantastic.

Holy cow do I relate to this article. Parenthood has not been kind to me in the making of new friends. Fitting into straight society has been a challenge. I would not mind at all if my kids went to school with the kids of either Jack White or Dan Auerbach!

Is that a compliment or an insult? I think he's pretty gosh-darned talented.

"That's one big f'ing giant, mommy"

I can't stand the concept of these shows. The whole idea of an after show with actors breaking character is just so I'll-advised. It totally ruins the spell.

Great read. Very insightful.

Hey sorry you're probably right. I am generally pro whatever gets your rocks off. Monday morning grumpiness. I retract.

Sorry, it has to be said: unless you are at least in your 50s, that's kind of icky (and I don't believe you anyway). Yeah, she looks good for her age, but come on.

I think you needed a few more h's to make your point there, pigeon.