I think I like Louis CK and Chris Rock.  This movie not so much.

Actually, Adam Scott did.

That story is actually already in the book Live From New York.

Fartbreaker — Led Zeppelin

American.  Thickly sliced from Whole Foods.  Melted over your favorite meat atop a sliced everything bagel.

Sorry, don't mean to be negative (despite being the dark overlord and all), but I have to agree with The Bishop — it's too derivative of Tarantino.

Evelle: These blow up into funny shapes and all?

Evelle: I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, them disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons.
Gale: They blow up into funny shapes and all? 
Evelle: No, just circular.

For beating me to that punchline you will suffer everlasting torment.

Hey Ferb, i know what we're going to do tonight.