We are the children of the better killers.

Really - that sounds like something a 12 year old would say about everything. You can go to your room now and think about how maybe there are other people in the world who though very like you, have different interests.

Where do you get a pillow in a library!?

"My boy was just like me, my boy was just like me!!"

Fun Fact: The rights to Sirens of Titan were owned by Jerry Garcia for a long time (It was his favorite book). Back in the 70's he asked Scorsese (while doing some soundtrack work for Apocalypse Now) if he would be interested in making a film of it. Scorsese told him it wouldn't work because the novel is mostly…

Perusing the Porno Bush…

You have no father. You came to pass after your mother swallowed a watermelon seed.

Maybe should have at least mentioned that his co-star in Space 1999 was his wife of 35 years - Barbara Bain.

It's shame we didn't elect Jim - he seems to have all the brains in a two man operation.

I for one am tired of the "Brown" M&Ms getting a bad wrap. Nobody ever gives grief to the other colors and yellow has been asking for it for years!

"Those losers over at the Aye Vee Club wanted me in but they are such losers. Its pathetic. Sad."

Some of them are practically impervious to being smashed. I saw a friend once stomp on a big one and when he lifted his foot, it ran up his shoe and into his pants leg. Let the dancing commence!

She was pretty cool under pressure. Can you imagine 45 being grilled for 11 hours

I blame the puppets.

I think what was implied though was that hammering nails is the only job Koreans could hold in America. It may also have been implied that they hate Freedom, oppose the general welfare & have no interest in pursuing the blessings of liberty, neither to ourselves nor our posterity… sad. Please stop with your…

An orphan littered war zone?

I get it, you want all that sweet Puritan work ethic without all the religious grovelling.

Cousins with Isabella Rosalini & Ted Danson is one of the few good ones.

"Then I was deep within the woods
When, suddenly, I spied them.
I saw a pair of pale green pants
With nobody inside them!"

Lincoln!