If only they could combine them into one tasty condiment…. Ketchacatsup?

Just like real life!

…and that boy grew up to be President of the United States.

He endorsed Michele Bachmann for the Republican nomination for president in 2012…

Did they feel like bags of sand?

Is there a more pleasant feeling than hearing a groan from the entire bar when a song starts playing… It's like letting loose a huge fart, feels great and everyone knows your guilty.

Game, Set & Match.

When the first "programmed" stations came out in the 80's they got quite predictable.; One in San Bernadino called K-ola used to play songs at the same time every afternoon so I could tell the rough time: Owner of a Lonely Heart - Noon, Summer of 69 - 2:30, Gimme All Your Lovin - 4pm, etc…

The life of a Harbor Whore is not as simple as we all thought….

That mix sounds pretty good to me. Springsteen should cover National Holiday.

It's one of those names that as soon as I hear it that song starts going through my head as I ponder whether its her real name or if she's working as a stripper. Shannon gets my head singing too: "Shannon is gone I heard shes drifting out to sea…"

The kids would much rather hear Allen Toussaint's original Southern Nights than Glen Campbells - I should know, I am a professional taste maker for young people - I just wish I could get paid.

Popular music is nearly always bad but then in retrospect we remember the good stuff - Nobody talks about Afternoon Delight or Convoy anymore but those were big hits in their time.

Musicianship is no longer in demand - so if you're going to do it it better be a passion and you may need a day job unless you're pretty enough to get some sucker to support you.

I started wearing wristbands when I play because it kept the sweat off my plucking hand - now I just like the way it feels but I would still turn that Monster inside out.

Don't forget all his Tweeting After Midnight.

"When we were against the man, it was about rebelling with Rock-n-Roll. Now that we are the man, it's about diversifying our portfolios & supporting the institutions of our fellow 1%."

If Ted would have just kept his mouth shut (& I include singing/lyric writing) he may be remembered today as one of the greatest guitarists instead of a raving lunatic.

Its too late now, we've already elected you to lead the revolution. All Hail the Peeping Torgo!

You take the good, you take the bad…..