and don't call them deplorable,

I've seen this behavior before, his mom is at work and he stole her password to get on the insult machine that makes his pathetic life feel not so bad. Dad is never coming back with those cigarettes….

"12 Monkeys! It said TWELVE MONKEYS!! I demand my money back!"

"Hey, that's not a syringe!"

If only he had promised that the next town over was going to pay for it…

Spot on!

MSM, "The sky is blue".
Kellyanne, "No it's not".
MSM, "Well I guess we'll just have to disagree on that."

Don't worry, they're setting up a bed for you at the camp. We're all going to learn to appreciate being Trumped.

I saw Murder by Death open for Gaslight Anthem and had the same experience.

Watching Disney Chanel is how Christian kids rebel.

I keep thinking Trump himself will bite it before the inauguration because it would be just another WTF moment in the line of many.

Is there nothing these whales can't do?!

Cum Sail Away?

Why not have her daughter play her and explain that she went to a really fantastic day spa (located in the Daygospa System).

She's been on their shit list for not respecting Big Brother.

He once killed a man just for snoring.

Sometimes I think helping each other is the whole point.

Where we start that year is completely arbitrary.

There will never be a smoking gun because Trump always seems to be successful in denying the gun's existence in the first place - "many experts (the best experts) claim the tapes were doctored."

Is Waxwork the greatest film I've ever seen? The LSD I was on at the time would say "YES"!