I've done that. Got hit in the face with a tortilla.

It just wouldn't be an election if we didn't try to stop some people from voting somehow.

Even if you're passing that butter for Brando.

Thatcher and Reagan are probably more important to Punk than the Sex Pistols: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Are we sure the Russians aren't paying him? Who knows how many AV Clubbers he has turned to the Darkside with his premonitions???

My mommy sent away for a Quisp doll that was advertised on the box. My best friend pulled the head off. I guess my childhood was more traumatic then I thought… White privilege pshaw!

"They were workers! Stop being racist!!"

If you have to ask, it's too late…

Only if your older than 50 now….

4 out of 5 robots recommend it!

I don't get adults who want to be disappointed by children's fare. I for one have no desire to see this film but see it I will because of tiny trolls that live in my house and demand I watch things like Scooby Doo & My Little Pony. When they don't completely suck I am amazed and grateful.

and this is why I love monkeys!

A+ - Get Off My Lawn rant.

They would roll a hoop with a stick - they called it fun.

Because your own life is scarier?

For some people living in a mall surrounded by a sea of zombies is just a beautiful dream….

If you were about to be attacked by that which you most fear, what would you dare not think about…?

One problem I had was the marketing where they really played up "a big twist". This made me watch the movie for clues and I figured out at the restaurant scene he was dead. I don't want to know if there is going to be a twist to a movie - that way they work like my first reaction to the end of Brazil.

Bob Odinkirk?

For some reason I read your comment as Heaven's Gate and was trying to remember that scene as it's been a while since I've seen it.