Michael Shannon then?

Dawes?

Plus if it's your kid, the crap getting on your hands is no big deal. If it's your Uncle's crap you might as well saw that hand off.

Pshaw - one of my cousins "borrowed" my Dirty Dancing dvd ten years ago and still has not returned it. Once a month he calls and whispers into the phone "who put baby in the corner" and then laughs maniacally.

In Awes of Dawes - The songs of Dawes played by bands you've never heard of except for that one.

Revoked~!

How 'bout we just smoke some weed (recovering alcoholics).

I prefer Cousins over the Cutting Edge also.

Like a live action Mad Monster Party meets The Big Chill but darker?

Snidely owns a dog. Cheney once shot a republican!

Hyperbole! Nobody is as bad as the characters in Hot Tub Time Machine 2!

Bloody Peasants!

I wouldn't defend those two but he's been in a lot of great movies to the point that I would not rate him with Dan Ackroyd and Chevy Chase.

Bill Murray?!

The key is to unhinge the cover from the base so that the sticker can be peeled off easily… may still leave adhesive though.

Zappa got a hold of one of Hendrix' destroyed guitars, had it rebuilt and then played it for years. His son owns it now.

I watched a guy use his bass to kabong a stage trespasser on the noggin. The bass was fine.

You Sir are the Venus Flytrap of my heart!

Drugstore Cowboy - Hat on the Bed. To this day if I don't ever put my hat on my bed and I remove any hat I find on a bed. I'm not superstitious but I just do it anyways. Also, don't look into the back of a mirror, not sure what happens but it can't be good.

I read that in Gene Belcher's voice.