Pretty sure this is the m.o. for all start-up churches.

Unless you fall asleep while watching then the next night you have to figure out where you were at in a series.

You still have to wash your face if you have a beard unless you are saving up for a nice bowl of Hobo Soup.

"20 Examples of Star Wars Click-bait (You won't believe #7!)"

What was not mentioned is that after their Father admonished them for singing this song he went out to buy a pack of smokes and never returned. Years later they got a postcard from him that indicated he was working for the circus in South America. His job (you guessed it) was to cage the elephants after each…

Deadeye Dick does sound like some horrible disease that involves a slow drip and a lack of penile control.

You could almost pick any other Vonnegut title and it would have been a better name: Welcome to the Monkey House, Fates Worse Than Death, Bagombo Snuff Box, etc.. Even Happy Birthday Wanda June could have been modified to the perfect band name: Happy Birthday Asshole.

What were we talking about again?

Shitty band x alcohol consumption = awesome show!

My life has so many plot holes, I just know I'm going to end up dead one of these days & nothing will be resolved. "C-"

I believe that guitar only has 5 necks. 6 necks would be ridiculous!

"What were supposing is, what if the Mermaids were also Draculas?"

Racist!

The use of Surrender in that movie lifts that scene up into the stratosphere.

But Green Day is so adept at stealing riffs and passing them off as their own. Case in point: Warning vs. Picture Book by the Kinks.

Maybe if The Cars had not put out a "Greatest Hits" for their first album they would get more respect. Seriously, maybe the best debut of all time.

Yes, King Crimson & Blue Oyster Cult should also be in.

For Pete's sake, just let her wear the tap shoes already. As she follows you around town you can pretend you're riding a Monty Python pony to the clickety clack sounds.

Not for women anyways.

Grand Daughter at 30 months, "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck"… Verified.