*chiggers, not chickens

War Paint and Freezing Hot were both terribly underwhelming and unnecessary; I can't imagine this one will be any different. There are a ton of funny women in comedy, but Iliza isn't one of them.

Ham Going Up An Escalator might be my favorite internet video of all time, and I have absolutely no fucking idea why.

I've never seen a fretless banjo, but it is badass.

Calling something the world's best mayo is like calling a woman the prettiest waitress at Waffle House.

You know how I know you're white?

I wonder if Aubrey Plaza is going break new ground and play a likable character for a change. My money's on no.

Except maybe Trump University.

Props for Horatio Velveteen.

"I'll be here alllwaaaays, when the rains fall in Wales"

I hear you bro.

The most unexpected line was Dr. Brown describing her husband's infidelity to Gamby: "My sons saw the whole thing. Their daddy pullin out of some nasty ho, dick lookin all big and wet, like a damn french dip sandwich."

calling it now: halloween couples costume 2016- Ratchety Ann & Andy

Guys who have been treated by the real world the way they treat their students. Out there they are weak, impotent, ineffectual men, but at the school they hold a position of authority and (a facade of) respect, even if it's just lording over dumb teenagers.

The least believable thing in this movie is the idea that the Detroit police would show up sirens-on almost immediately in the middle of an abandoned neighborhood for a tripped home alarm.

I wonder if they told him they were shooting a movie during some of those scenes.

The closest we have so far is that video of Thomas Middleditch as Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview doing standup.

It's mostly in Ben Schwartz's flawless comedic delivery. If ever there was a perfect embodiment of a role, forget Daniel Day-Lewis, it's Ben Schwartz as Jean Ralphio Saperstein.

According to a Google Image search, he has indeed lost weight but is still quite overweight. I don't really care either way except that he makes such a big deal out of the fat=funny trope.

Seriously, what was all the hype about? She was a minor character meant to be a wet blanket on the plot and she disappeared like 3 episodes in. I don't understand why people care so much for this character that (in my opinion) didn't contribute much to the story at all.