As long as the Cinemax-style love scene is scored with "Good Lovin'."

Jorah: Dany, I am no longer rock-hard.

Sam almost touched his face while shushing Jorah. Dude should be wearing a respirator and a face shield.

You were surprised?

Euron reminds me of the bad guy in Commando, like he could kick no one else's ass on the cast, but somehow he kicks ass in the script.

Lolz.

"Whip it out."
"I…uh…"
"Just let me see whatcha got."
"Oh…okay."
"Ummm…oral then?"
"Sure, babe."

Sam secretly feeding the infected skin to the maesters.

Yeah, but two reviews? C'mon! There are no books now, which was the logic for having two in the first place. Experts should be renamed Douchebags.

Two reviews per Game of Thrones episode though. Makes sense!

First episode was a strong B+ in my book.

Is AVClub not reviewing Ozark? I watched the first episode, and I liked it well enough to keep watching. It was a pretty tight narrative without a lot of fluff. I'd like a review with a comments section, but this site might be on life support. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Wow, this comment did not take off the way I expected it to. It's like that tortas place, people just don't want tortas I guess.

I want the backstory on the roll of toilet paper hanging from a rope in Gustavo's truck. Is he shitting out the window and hung it there for convenience? Does he wake up and masturbate to Penthouse Forum in the middle of the night and need easy access to that TP? What gives?
http://i.imgur.com/i0NnkZl.jpg

Goddamit, Maisie.

"Dany, I'm rock-hard."

The Hound was the best: A+

I really appreciate the Roman and early Mesoamerican take on sports: you make the sacrifice/death and renewal symbolism explicit and literal.

Send nudes!

Does Jim do bareback?