Lord knows I love holes.

I would totally drink to excess with Shia, but I could drink his ass under the table because I'm almost a foot taller than him.

So 1947 and B&W was all he said? Jesus, don't overload me with details!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh.

You're eating my shit burrito now? Have at it, weirdo.

Zoophilia is not dead.

NOpe.

I love Soderbergh, but you can't put shit in my burrito and expect me to eat it.

As a kid, watching this in the theater was amazing.

Why the hell did they cast Seth MacFarlane? Ugh…

NOpe.

Everyone thinks they're the good guys and gets off on letting everyone know it…except maybe Bannon.

I liked it. If you've seen Kill the Messenger, then you pretty much know the plot, but it's pretty entertaining. I will keep watching, not a lot else to watch for now.

Seems to be the consensus.

I wasn't in love with Lincoln in the Bardo, could be partly because of the hype. I'm not trying to be a hipster douche here. I appreciated the postmodern ingenuity, the turns of phrase were often excellent, I even listened to the audio book because of the great cast. But after letting it digest for a while, it doesn't…

Services…like a brothel?

Eiza González will become a massive star if there is any justice.

So it's like taking Viagra with Sudafed.

You've broken the first rule of Gen-X: never admit you're a Gen-Xer.

Alone is on History at 10pm. It's my favorite reality show (or was maybe). They changed the format quite a bit for this season. I'm still on the fence.