Ouch.

This guy could pound my vag
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Bro, cutting off her head was a serious workout. I was sweating balls out in those woods!

Unless he knocked you unconscious with a tire iron.

Ted Bundy was not ripped, bro!

But Kevin jogging in those sweats…

I've had that impression for a while now.

When I watched seasons 1 & 2, I thought this show was great but that its ratio of batshit-crazy:sane people was a bit skewed for entertainment value. It's fucking amazing how wrong I was.

Such a great episode, my favorite so far. "Bullshit middle name."

We have that.

Just relax your tonsils, breathe through your nose.

They don't have crackers in Santa Fe? I'm pretty sure they have crackers.

I've watched the first two, and Dick is kind of a dick, man.

Fight childhood obesity with tobacco!

I Love Dick looks good. Samurai Jack is a given.

God told him he doesn't need health insurance…or a job. Just a good, racist potus.

I was just joking, if you like it, enjoy it.

Never heard of it. There is too much to watch.

I can't wait to see this.

I hate 2017 and everyone on the news, and this is a shitty night for TV, so I'm thinking horror fits the mood. Evil Dead (2013) sounds good.