You are a true hero.

Didn't he blame it on aliens?

I never read it.

I watched a couple minutes of it based on this review, and it's still Sandler doing a shitty, unfunny accent. NOpe.

Ya gotta follow the right peeps.

The AVClub turned into the internet for people who don't have twitter so gradually I hardly noticed.

And she shaves.

Your nostril?

He ruins everything, every thing.

I really hope GNR's "Welcome to the Jungle" plays when they finally reach the dank maelstrom of South America's back country.

I thought Sandler had a 90-minute cutoff clause in his contracts.

Jennifer Hudson looking fine though.

https://youtu.be/27pXUfI60U…

I'd love it if a former sex partner of these douchebags outed their tiny, tiny dicks.

Well that's not off-putting.

*spits on feet* ready when you are.

Money Train, but we walked out and they let us go to Toy Story.

Nicotine might play a role there too.

Astronoid again.

*weeks