I thought I didn't like implants, "I'm a natural breast man." Turns out fake boobs are awesome.

Not the best ones, let me tell ya.

Picky about nipples, eh?

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Xander, come to the Valley, we got what you need.

If the NSA starts selling info, does the Donald get a cut?

You could just say Lisa Ann.

I'm guessing BBW.

The Strangers was actually scary imo. I mean, don't hurt Scott Speedman, damn you!

OMG I would murder a Republican for a lobster roll right now.

Italian beef is da bomb.

Happiness is a warm gun. —John Lennon (9 October 1940 – 8 December 1980)

Based on the photo, I'm going with first name: Stretch, middle name: Mark.

Is that a Kong pube on your Coke?

Why doesn't Kong have a dong? Is Kong really female, in which case why no lady bits?

*plays "Gonna Fly Now"*

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

Gosling? *gasp*

I watched last season sort of.

Last season they built up their dependence on Phil's skills, and the Google building has supposedly replaced that. But all it has is electricity and water. The food supply should be dry by now, and they're not farming.