I prefer smearing dead-baby salsa all over myself.

Gloryholes are fascinating, I can't imagine not wanting to know who is giving me pleasure. It seems very Christian in a "I divorce myself from my body" kind of way. If I didn't see it, it didn't happen.

How do we change that? How do you break through the bubble of disinformation, because rural America stands to benefit from a progressive agenda as much as anyone else.

Mary Mary, you're on my mind. -The Easybeats. I prefer the INXS version though.

We hired movers the last two times, it wasn't that expensive and totally worth it. Getting friends to half-ass help always makes me feel guilty and then if they break something you can't say much.

My wife thinks it's a sin, so…

There's a dentist next door to the farmacia I go to, they'll give you a script for 3 bucks. There are meds that even with a script you can't bring back, like Cipro and schedule II stuff.

Ewwww, helping people move.

As long as they leave my Gfap alone!

Those Last Podcast on the Left guys are annoying AF. No way could I sit through an hour of that shit. Sounds like the lamest college dorm room ever.

Hop the border for some meds, tacos, beers.

Dammit, Dik, I can't drink, my wife's home!

Ep 3 or 2?

I feel like marrying Gal Gadot, not sure she's on board yet.

What'll they remake next, Tango & Cash?!

If she wants you to.

Girls rock your boys.

Oh come on.

Breitbart commenter.

Singles is so terrible I couldn't rewatch it.