I showed it to my film class, and they hated it. Weird.

He should stop making videos.

Oh yeah.

Let's vape a little weed in the bathroom before the show too.

Rub it in, Count.

Uhhhh…what if I smuggle them in?

I saw Kong Skull Island yesterday and was very entertained. Pretty good for an action/Sci-fi flick.

Shit, I'd go see that with you, if you lived in Texas. Well, Texas is pretty big, if you lived close enough.

That's gotta keep you in beard oil at least.

Also: you're wealthy.

Full disclosure: it was me.

Katherine Waterston: aka Brie Larson's money laundering service.

Sign me up.

*sniffs armpits sheepishly*

A little edgier than I expected.

I'm reading Daniel Sada's short story collection "Ese modo que colma," I don't think there's an English translation yet. He's one of the best Mexican writers from the last thirty years.

I don't believe in trigger guards, too safe. They also reduce sensation.

I believe the metaphor is lost on you, but that's okay. Also: I don't own any firearms and support strict gun control.

No, swinging from my groin.

Did you see Wolf of Wall Street?