Henchin ain't easy.

*baby voice* He's goooood.

I mean, I use it all the time in the astral plane…

No one asked you to, you just did it because of the Panopticon. I kid, I kid. It just means you love your job, which is very cool.

Hey, they got Dennis working for free. AVClub turned into the GOP so slowly I hardly noticed.

Is this season 2 then?

The night terrors would be a drawback as well.

Probably a nightmare.

I love the smell of ape shit in the morning.

Like his asshole?

Last I heard, he was still living with mommy and daddy.

Anybody else get a Steve Bannon vibe from the DwYE?

Why aren't you fully anonymous if it's okay to ask? Did you get doxxed?

I had a student like that, he was student senate president, in like a million clubs, thought he was the absolute shit. He was the worst writer though, like Trump-bad. I tried to help him improve, but his "my shit don't stink" attitude really got in the way. He didn't get an "A" in my class and was shocked and…

"You know what's on, act accordingly."

Fuck Jay Leno so hard

My least favorite line was "the brain is the biggest erogenous zone." Ugh, cliché AF.

There's a golf course across the street, so no neighbors or parking on that side, which is pretty great. I have to mow the lawn though, which sucks. If I had known what I would earn after all the years of schooling, I would've done something else too.

Thanks, it's been over a decade, so yeah. We still have sex occasionally though, right?

Only if she is still bleaching her asshole.