Dammit, why won't my wife let my kids watch R-rated movies so I could have somebody to go with? Going to movies by yourself sucks/seems creepy.

He seems like the nicest tough guy ever.

You could escape this feeling, with your China girl.

And impossible to quit.

Sarandon looks like Bette and is good in the role, but shit all I can think about when she's onscreen is Jill Motherfuckin Stein eating dinner with Putin and Flynn in Moscow.

They helped the Russians sway our elections. Selective data leaks show an agenda. They're a bullshit Russian op.

I wouldn't trust anything from them, about as legitimate as Breitbart.

Only if Stella Cox is in it. 😍😍😍

Deal, Domagnetrix.

He's not a TV actor…wait.

Such a naughty person.
Edit: I love RP.

Article? Also, you didn't call me Professor Sex. Demerit.

Call me Professor Sex.

Just fyi, I'd fight for Mexico in that scenario.

I watched Passengers, which was so damned mediocre. It actually wasn't a terrible premise, both leads are good actors, but it was just emotionally empty. I also watched Falling Down a white man's heartwarming journey through scary gangland to reunite with his family, or something like that. I love how they describe…

I give it an A-.

Hey, a handjob's a handjob.

How is this guy not a Walmart greeter?

Douche.

Hetero propaganda is all the rage.